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Oktoberfest

October 24, 2011

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Hi guys! Surprise! It’s me again. This review is a little late, mainly because I’ve been sitting around watching The Vampire Diaries instead of writing. Sometimes I think to myself, does the world really need another thinly-veiled in-joke masquerading as bourgeois travel literature? But when Matilda gets cranky, no-one has any fun. So here is […]

Cosmo-topia! Paris

September 24, 2011

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With Cosmo-topia! 2011 almost over, I feel like it’s compulsory for me to write a review of Paris. I know – everyone’s been there, we’ve all seen the Eiffel Tower, tell me something I don’t know, blah blah blah. True dat, guys. I don’t think I really have anything new to say about the Notre […]

Cosmo-topia! 2011: Someone Explain Berlin

September 7, 2011

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The skinny, kind of fey-looking guy on reception-duty at our hostel bobbed along to trance music as he took our passports. In only slightly-accented English he told us about such mundane things as laundry, check-out times and how you had to pay for breakfast. Meanwhile, another receptionist came up behind him, reached his arms over […]

Cosmo-topia! Schnitzelwirt—A Guide to Intense Schnitzel-Eating by Stephanie Rowe

August 30, 2011

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I like to eat – I’m not going to lie. It is with great pride that I can say that there have been few dishes in my life that have defeated me. After recently spending time in Vienna I have unfortunately had to add another dish to my list, just below the extra large pizza […]

Cosmo-topia! Got the Munchies? Eat your Heart out in Amsterdam

August 10, 2011

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A great-great grandfather of mine, Captain (and sometime smuggler) Rientsma, once punched a fellow sailor outside an Amsterdam brothel in an altercation concerning a prostitute. I have no idea whether this story is fact or fiction (stranger things have happened in my family), but it illustrates a point about the oft-maligned city of my birth: […]

Cosmo-topia! London-Luton: Mishaps in Border Security by Imogen Dixon-Smith

August 3, 2011

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Border security is generally a rather uneventful process. You stand in line with a bunch of other disgruntled passengers, whose clothes still have that faint smell of aeroplane on them, shuffling forward every so often,  kicking your bags along the ground for the ride. Things get a bit more exciting when it is time to […]

Cosmo-topia! Ill de la Reunion: Not for the faint-hearted by Antonia Vann

July 28, 2011

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So, quick debrief. Reunion Island is a French territory located in the Indian Ocean, close to Mauritius, to the east of Madagascar. We’re talking palm trees, flying fish, sparkling blue water and French-speakers. Everywhere. In fact, no one speaks English on this Island, not even in the tourist office. So, if you can’t speak French […]